CTRL+ALT+REPLAY: Reboot Your Radio

The music was better. The decisions were eherm worse. Welcome back. RewindFM
These were your ringtones back in the day RewindFM
This was the soundtrack to your messy status updates Rewind FM
You burned this song to CD. Now we’re burning it back into your soul RewindFM
Whoah, fresh from the Limewire download playlist, RewindFM
We don’t play oldies. We play your early internet trauma RewindFM
Back when ‘drop it like it’s hot’ was a spiritual commandment, RewindFM
We’re not nostalgic. We’re just emotionally unstable and stuck in that year RewindFM
This ain’t just a throwback. It’s a personality relapse. RewindFM, baby
ASMR “Whisper it with us… ‘this was my jam’… Yes. Yes it was. RewindFM.”
The music was dramatic. So were you. Some things never change. RewindFM
No social media. Just passive-aggressive chatroom usernames. And this song. RewindFM